Posted by
The Big Mick on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:30:45 PM
Scene: Overheard Conversations at Homecoming Dance, 2007, Gloworm High School, the "Cool" Table.
Andy: "I’m thirsty, c’mon guys let’s get some ‘punch’."
Opie: "Ok!"
Harry: "Yeah!"
Dick: "Cool! Oh, and I need to visit the Gas Station Men’s Room."
(Meanwhile at the next table, The "Chaperones" )
Herr Professor Super: "Here, have some more of my special 'punch' mixer, Your Honor."
Her Honor: "I don’t know, I’m pretty smashed now."
Coach Kiddy Suzy: "Ah, c’mon, Karry, baby, loosen up!"
HPSup: "Let’s all go back to my place and play Star Freak, you can be Capt. Kirk, Your Honor, and I’ll be Dr. Spock, and Coach Kiddy Suzy can be Lt. Uhura–and I can get out the whip like in that one episode and...."
Kiddy Suzy: "Shhhh, I want to hear what they’re saying!"
(Back at the Cool Table)
Elindzybeth: "I’m bored!"
Jo: "Me too."
Meg: "Me three."
Amy: "Me.....ah, next."
LB: "I want to do something."
Jo: "What do you want to do?"
LB: "I don’t know, what do you want to do?"
Jo: "I don’t know, Meg, what do you want to do?"
Meg: "I don’t know, Amy, what do you want to do?"
Amy: "I want to get LAID!!!"
LB: "I mean AFTER that, silly."
Amy: "Uh, have a baby shower?"
Meg: "Stupid."
LB: "No, wait an minute, she may be on to something."
Jo: "You mean..."
LB: "Yeah, just think how cool it would be, we’d all have baby showers, the whole school, all the cool girls, would be there. We’d all be in the birthing rooms together..."
Jo: "How cool is THAT!"
Meg: "And like we could all have them in day care together and they could play with each other like..."
Amy: "Ah, that would be so sweeet!"
Jo: "And we could skip Algebra to go ‘check’ on them."
Meg: "Now you’re talkin. But wait, Harry’s Dad would KILL him, he won’t go for it."
LB: "No problem, Andy’s college roommate is gone for the weekend, and Andy knows this 24 year old wino..."
Jo: "HOMELESS!"
LB: "'Homeless' guy who he says will do anything for $10!"
Meg: "I don't know..."
Jo: "Come ON, Meg, we always do EVERYTHING together!"
Amy: "Yeah, like when we all got our tongues pierced!"
Jo: 'You CAN'T be the only one not to!"
LB: "I say we go for it!"
Meg: "Oh, alright."
Jo: "High Five!"
Amy: "Go for what?"
Fade Out
The Big Mick