Posted by
The Big Mick on Thursday, February 21, 2008 3:32:14 PM
Big Mick's Guide to Identifying McBFFL's --McBeech Flying Fig Leaves
There are two major types of McBFFL's
One type is the McGOPL's Menu
McGOP L(iberal) is The Company Store
of the Gilt Bird Cabin Conservative Free GOP--
--brought to you by Michael The Blue Barone's Party that stifles dissent and rewards uniformity. Which, if you stop to think about it, is the opposite of Conservative Principles in the Market Place of Ideas. It is Robber Barons who stifle competition, Monopoly that rewards uniformity. NOT Conservative Free Market Principles!
There are currently 7 McBFFL items on the McGOPLs menu.
McBFFL 1--"We're still better than the Queen Whopper or The LaBamaba Burger"? Anybody need that one explained?
McBFFL 2--The Big Mac
2 All American Beef Patties of War Hero and Leader--Unfortunately Special Orders upset the Robber Barons and we can't hold the Special Sauce McFeingeld, the Mexican Let Us, the Cheesy Gang of 14, Sour Pickles, or OnYon ANWR no drilling.
McBFFL 3 is The Mc4/5s Pounder. Only 15% Non-Conservative--unfortunately that 15% is Dog Sheite-- and it's a VITAL 15% -McFeingeld, Shamnesty, Gang 14, No Tax Cuts, ANWR. Allan Keyes says there isn't a major Conservative constituency that Mac the Knife, hasn't betrayed.
McBFFL 4 is The McGLP (appeal to Brand Loyalty--unfortunately the middle is left and both halves are cold.)
McBFFL 5 is "The Dead Hand of History McFries us." All the historical precedents, like the ghosts in McBeth. that auger for Conservative Doom if we don't heed the warning and McRump up!
McBeech Flying Fig Leaf (McBFFL) 6 is "McSert"--served with Guilt--"If Hillybama Wins it's YOUR fault."
McBFFL 7 is "Let us McServatize Your Order"--the Conservative Veep Ploy. Unfortunately a uber Conservative Veep still has Uber Commiequeer Kerry's Vp in the Oval Office. If you think THAT McSucker is going to govern Conservatively you is in denial, girl friend, I don't care if COULTER is on the ticket.
Thus far every McBFFL I have read either fits one of these 7 or the 2nd model below.
McScuse Flying Fig Leaves Model 2--The Abusive Spouse.
The Robber Barons are not content to stifle dissent and reward uniformity in the Market of Ideas, they are saying "Buy from McGOPL's the product WE choose at OUR price and be glad you got a job and a home." Robber Barons are like that.
But, unfortunately, they have gone farther.
Did you notice Mac is on the WRONG SIDE of THE WINNING ISSUE? Immigration? And where were the Robber Barons?
Now they are ypimping" us to Mac to help their bottom line. They are ABUSIVE SPOUSES!
Here McBFFLs 1-3 are put in CLASSIC Spouse Abuser Language like: "I'm not so bad."
McBFFL 4, Brand Loyalty is "Think of all the good times."
McSert (McBFFL6) is "Think of the Children." Gullt!
And McBFFL 7,McServatize, the VP ploy is "I'll change."
The REAL Classic though is Variation on McBFFL 1--the Queen Whopper Threat and McBFFL 5--"dead hand of history fries us."
Here the McBusers say: "You're nothing without us!" "You've no place else to go!" "You'll starve."
Then comes all the other typical Abusive Spouse slams, often in language just like the Commiequeers use--which tells ya where their real affinities lie.
"You're stupid." "You're Selfish." "You're sleeping with that Rush guy aren't you!" "You stupid, religious, purist, you." You know the drill.
I lump em all under McBFFL 8 "More Abusive McScuses" and the catalog of McScuses used by the McBeeches to cover their uppedrumps is complete.
EXCEPT--Yesterday M.K. Ham, to my utterance of "dhamnation"!, managed to produce a brand new McScuse--McBeech Flying Fig Leaf 9! Which HAS to be placed SOMEWHERE in the Unified Field Theory or it AIN'T unified, see?
So, near as I can figure, what Der Hamster was shilln was "McAin't is our friend because the MSM is now his enemy--the mean, lying, mean, un-journalistic, lying, mean."...did I say mean? how about un-journalistic?-- "lying bastids!" Now completely ASIDE from the fact that ALL PARTS of that little syllogism , INCLUDING the "old news" ploy, are MOOT in the old sense of "open to debate", MK DID come up with a demonstratively new (remember I can only judge on what I've encountered) McScuse.
SIDEBAR: Also aside from the fact I can't escape, that I THINK it was der Hamster who, on Oh? Reaaly?, ASSURED us all that " the right wing" (and WHY would she define US in the same terms as the Commiequeers?) were going to "get behind" (better than letting the Backs Stabbing, Slick Cranking, bastid get behind US!) The McChurian Candidate. I will NOT forgive that presumption! If it wasn't her, but McSaunders or somebody, then I owe, MKHamster an apology. Until then....
To resume: So, caveats, aside, MKHamster DID coin McBFFL 9. It will be called "The Gnu McScuse"--after my experience of witnessing a herd of Wildebeests come thundering over a knoll in response to a stray's call for help. I place it in the Unified Field Theory of the McBFFLs as a derivitive of McBFFL 1 "Hillybama is Worse"(and so are the "mean, lying," etc MSM) and McBFFL 4, the McGLP--Brand Loyalty (see he MUST be one of ours if the MSM, mean, lying, mean etc bastids Hate him).
In the Spouse Abuser Model it is a variation on "I'm not so bad."
the big mick